306

Weimenskirch... Weikersmirch...Weipensmooch... wait how do you say it?

307

If you don't wipe off that milk smudge, this is just not going to work out...

308

I would let you do more laundry if you put the right items in the machine and knew how to properly fold anything

309

What I'm hearing right now are a lot of excuses

310

You are making me crazy with how smoothly and effectively you are driving this car!!!

311

Offering up your lips for a smooch but refusing to move them...

312

Don't eat that. It's been in there too long

 (4 hours later I don't feel well)