306

Weimenskirch... Weikersmirch...Weipensmooch... wait how do you say it?

307

If you don't wipe off that milk smudge, this is just not going to work out...

308

I would let you do more laundry if you put the right items in the machine and knew how to properly fold anything

309

What I'm hearing right now are a lot of excuses

310

You are making me crazy with how smoothly and effectively you are driving this car!!!

311

Offering up your lips for a smooch but refusing to move them...

312

Don't eat that. It's been in there too long

 (4 hours later I don't feel well)

313

You been drinking coffee?  You been eating peanut butter? Get the eff away from me!!

314

Would you be a scooch and .....?

315

Run to Seepy!!!

316

The look when you say something to the boys and I basically repeat you immediately after...

317

Oh, I just hate celebrities. But let's make sure we DVR that red carpet!

318

What did I tell you about listening to me all the time about everything?

319

Pistachio freaking Delight!!

320

My finger is for your mouth when you yawn and your butt when you bend over...